Oriental pharmacist seeks bitter ex-convict for card games, watching movies, and badminton. Must be short, enjoy Austin Powers, and be tolerant of drinking. Fit body a plus. Jehovah Witnesses need not apply.
Some things that I dislike: incorrect grammar, spiders, chalkboards, aluminum foil, being told that I am quiet, people that yell uncontrollably at wrestling matches, people that can't control their children, sausage links/E.T.
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