Riddle

I am funny and outspoken.
I wonder why people don't laugh at my jokes.
I hear troll doll jingles.
I see the news.
I want to know more about current events.
I am an idiot and I'm your boyfriend.
I pretend that I am Conan O'Brian.
I feel silly.
I touch coffee cups.
I worry about the weekend updates.
I cry about not having a blue troll doll.
I am mischievous and malleable.
I understand that I am the funniest man alive.
I say that I can't play basketball.
I dream of owning a troll doll.
I try to make people laugh.
I hope to be like Conan O'Brian.